the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

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Hearing new music from your favorite band is a religious experience

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love is:


looking for a job, possibly thousands of miles away from you, feeling worried about increasing the distance that is already between us, only to have you say that i must go wherever i need to go, i deserve the job of my dreams, we’ll be fine, and when i make my first paycheck, you request that i cash out in dollar bills so that we can [expletives removed] on top of them.

oh, you.


Skillet Pizza Pasta Bake (This Gal Cooks)

tumblr, stop playing with my feelings…

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fucking jon stewart is the man haha

I love this man

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pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

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yes thnak u. i will definitely take up this offer 

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So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

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The women of “Murder She Wrote”


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Jay-z calling Beyoncé

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